please comment!

As a solitary housecat, I am new to reading and trying to understand human literature. These are my immediate thoughts as I read the books on my humans' shelves. I hope you will share your own thoughts on reading, literature, science fiction, art, etc.

Please do be respectful of others.

Monday, March 9, 2015

Welcome to your future - meowow!

Greetings fellow travelers in space-time: 

I hope you are settling into 2015, and making progress on your new years goals. 

As many of you know, I was in and out of the hospital last fall. I was so sick, I could barely read. There were many days when I despaired for my life. 

However, I live to share this and many more tales with you! I have the wonderful people at The Animal Clinic to thank for giving me a future. 

And there's more good news. I have several books lined up for this year, including:
  • Heinline's The Cat Who Walks Through Walls
  • Norton's Breed To Come
  • Niven's The Man-Kzin Wars
Plus a few others, that I hope to get to this year. But as you know, I'm a slow reader. Your human languages are so strange to me. 

cheers,
Maurice


1 comment:

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